magic internet beans · $BEANS

magic internet beans

A hand-drawn bean wizard, a 2013 Reddit ad, and the magical assets your mother said would never be worth anything. $BEANS — fair-launch, no premine, no presale — the way the old wizards did it.

Magic Internet Beans wizard — a hand-drawn cartoon bean wizard holding a glowing magic bean r/beans
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/// 01 · the lore

the biggest meme in magic internet money

A 2013 MS Paint wizard that became one of the most recognized memes in crypto — the face of a coin, an NFT, and a cultural moment name-dropped by the likes of CZ and Elon. Even Robinhood's own learning center explains assets with magic beans. This is the lore we're carrying forward.

↗ robinhood learn — what is an asset?
mavensbot X profile — the original creator of the Bitcoin Wizard meme
↗ @mavensbot — the original artist
Feb 2013

a Redditor asks for ad ideas

The lore goes that r/Bitcoin's moderator asked the community for ideas for a paid Reddit ad. Within about an hour, a user named mavensbot replied with a crude MS Paint drawing of a bearded wizard in a starry robe, holding a Bitcoin staff, captioned "Bitcoin: Magic Internet Money." The amateur, self-deprecating style was the whole point — it looked made by a regular person, not an ad agency. It won.

↗ bitcoinwizard.com — the original 2013 wizard
The original 2013 Magic Internet Money Bitcoin wizard ad
↗ the original 2013 ad — bitcoinwizard.com
Nov 2013

the ad goes site-wide

The wizard went live as a site-wide Reddit ad on November 6, 2013, when Bitcoin was around $287. It became one of Reddit's most successful community ads ever. Over the following weeks Bitcoin surged past $1,000 for the first time. The broader bull market did the heavy lifting — but the ad and the meme are credited with helping popularize Bitcoin's quirky, fun image at the key moment.

↗ knowyourmeme — the ad that went viral
The bean wizard mascot — hand-drawn MS Paint style
↗ the wizard became a mascot
2013→

the phrase sticks

"Magic Internet Money" became a self-aware, affectionate way to describe Bitcoin — magical because digital scarcity works via math and incentives, internet-native, and actual money. The wizard became a mascot: merch, artwork, later a community attempt to put him in the Wall Street Journal. Crypto folklore remembers it as one of the memes that survived every cycle.

↗ dergigi.com — the bigger point
CoinDesk article: Giant Bitcoin Taproot Wizard NFT minted with Luxor
↗ CoinDesk — Inscription 652, Feb 2023
2023→

the wizard returns on-chain

In the Ordinals era the wizard came back, fully on-chain. Taproot Wizards leaned into "Magic Internet JPEGs," and the original artist later fair-launched $MIM as a BRC-20 (later Runes). No premine, no presale — public mint, fairness emphasized. These are culture tokens with deep provenance, not utility projects. We're paying respect to that lineage with beans.

↗ coindesk.com — the return
/// 02 · what even is an asset
Robinhood Learn article: What is an Asset? — Assets are like magic beans
↗ robinhood learn — the actual screenshot

Even Robinhood's own learning center explains assets with magic beans. The lore goes:

"Assets are like magic beans. Jack traded his cow for a bag of magic beans. His mother got upset, but Jack believed that the magic beans would lead to something valuable. Likewise, companies hold on to assets believing that those resources have worth."

So if a bean can be an asset, and an asset can be magic, and magic can live on the internet — then magic internet beans were always just a matter of time. We are the punchline a 2013 wizard drew and forgot about.

↗ robinhood learn — what is an asset?
/// 03 · mint a bean

50 hand-drawn bean wizards

Magic Internet Beans NFT preview
Magic Internet Beans #1
reveal your bean on mint
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chainRobinhood · 4663
standardERC-721
your beans
connect wallet to mint.
$BEANS · token contract
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↗ view on blockscout — Robinhood Chain 4663
/// 05 · the lesson

assets are like magic beans.

Even Robinhood's learning center explains assets with magic beans. Jack traded his cow for a bag of magic beans — his mother got upset, but Jack believed they'd lead to something valuable. Go learn what an asset actually is.

↗ robinhood learn — what is an asset?
/// 06 · faq

questions a bean gets asked

will there be a presale? +
No. No presale, no premine, no team allocation shenanigans. The plan is a fair launch in the spirit of the original meme tokens — public mint, remaining supply handled with an emphasis on fairness.
what chain? +
The bean wizard NFTs are on Robinhood Chain (4663). 50 hand-drawn beans, 0.001 native to mint. The bean is Bitcoin-native at heart — the wizard, the Runes, the Ordinals — but the patch grows on Robinhood Chain.
is this the original Magic Internet Money / $MIM / Taproot Wizards? +
No. We are not affiliated with Bitcoin, Abracadabra.money, Taproot Wizards, Reddit, or any prior Magic Internet Money project. We are a meme paying respect to a 2013 drawing of a wizard. The bean-wizard is our own hand-drawn mascot.
why beans? +
Because Bitcoin is magic internet money, and even Robinhood's learn center calls assets "magic beans." If a bean can be an asset and an asset can be magic, then magic internet beans were inevitable. We're the punchline.
is there a utility? +
The bean wizard NFTs are collectible art with provenance, not a utility project. Each of the 50 is a unique hand-drawn bean wizard on Robinhood Chain. If you're looking for tech that changes the world, you're in the wrong patch. If you're looking for a community that remembers the joke, welcome.